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If it's laughter you want, then this is the book for you. It contains short, one-line jokes covering a broad variety of topics, and is ideal for many different occasions. If you are simply searching for a few funny jokes to share with friends, or if you are a professional speaker or entertainer, you are bound to find some new material within this treasure trove of modern one-liners.

SHORT ONE-LINE JOKES FOR EVERY OCCASION

40 is the new 30? Try telling that to a speed camera!
Do not touch, must be the scariest thing to read in Braille!
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
I have a fear of German sausages! Yes, I fear the wurst!
I invented a new word! Plagiarism!
My recliner and I - we go way back!
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of!
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
You know what really floats my boat? Buoyancy!

--added to catalog: 03/10/2017